Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Bring two Mormons.
A Rastapartying
Hot croako !
Tekira!
No one ever told me to drink Naruto
Just ice
Bottled Waddle.
I aint no Valhalla back girl."
Shotgun method
The Space Bar
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
They are getting ready for the Bar exam.
a handshake!
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
A: It was all-oink-lusive.
6
It gets buzzed!
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.
Because they hate the french press...
Aida more than I drink !
The bartender replies, "For you No charge."
The nearest ISOBAR!!
Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.
Bar tender
A "casual tea"
BOOOOZE!
Because it's Nicaragua
At a mars bar !
What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night
Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)
An aquaholic...
He gets hammered and she gets nailed.
Their Quadratic Formula!
He had a *lovely finish*.
JUST-ICE
He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !
Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '
Copholders
You would too if you were a ginger
Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose
So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
A bargain
Nignog
Dilemmanade
Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.
He can't stand the 1%
No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)
Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do
WITH JUST ICE!
Penaltea!
Camel can go days without drinking!
because Happy Hour ended.
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"
The punch line...
She puts her top back on and leaves.
So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.
He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!
You invite two of them.
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
To get to the other side.
OC Muggs!
The Allahu Ak-Bar.
Mali-BOO
There's no punch line.
An hour later you're hungry for power.
Because only the Sith deal in absolut
Four drinks.
Maulbec
It tastes fowl.
Because they only drink Ginger Ale.
Drinking
Buckle get you a drink but not much else !
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
Anything to ease the pain.
Tequila Mockingbird
Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.
He was always drinking on the job
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
They want to have it before it's cool.
Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much
Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.
Chardon-neigh
Barq's Root Beer.
Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d
Straight, No Chaser.
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
Coala
The milky way!
1%
Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!
A cup of Joe.
Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.
One egg is un oeuf.
French press
Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.
Kool aids
That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.
He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.
I feel positively charged!
Add $5 to a cup of coffee.
3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.
2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.
They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.
His lips are moving.
Because proper tea is theft.
Because property is theft.
