A oneba.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
My erection.
Because the little boys pants were half off.
A mounted police officer
O'Pressive.
By folding it in half.
Half to none of the time.
Because they only use half pipes.
They both have little boys' jeans half off.
half a sack
She was getting a little heavy.."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
It can look round.
Gifted!
They are hiring.
Six and a half books.
A poodle split in half.
Because there was a 50% chance of rain
Metis
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
Half a cat
He was forced to resort to excessive violins.
Cut it in half.
He always gets stuck on across.
Fold it in half !
Finding half a caterpillar in your apple
They take the senor discount.
A: Half a measure.
Stop laughing and reload
Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
Half a puppy... I'm sorry
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)
They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol
A denom-nom-nominator!
Because he couldn't see that well!
by using a bottle opener
Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry
They have 3 long strong legs.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!
In his Master P room.
She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette
100 pounds.
Eh.
With their aye-phones.
Because you make sound judgement.
My eyes! My eyes!
Hurricanes with cataracts
Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.
6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.
