A oneba.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
My erection.
Because the little boys pants were half off.
A mounted police officer
O'Pressive.
By folding it in half.
Half to none of the time.
Because they only use half pipes.
They both have little boys' jeans half off.
half a sack
She was getting a little heavy.."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
It can look round.
Gifted!
They are hiring.
Six and a half books.
A poodle split in half.
Because there was a 50% chance of rain
Metis
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
Half a cat
He was forced to resort to excessive violins.
Cut it in half.
He always gets stuck on across.
Fold it in half !
Finding half a caterpillar in your apple
They take the senor discount.
A: Half a measure.
Stop laughing and reload
Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
Half a puppy... I'm sorry
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)
They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol
A denom-nom-nominator!
Because he couldn't see that well!
Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.
To throw the Roadrunner off.
A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.
Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.
So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.
Snow whites cherry.
God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.
It just makes cents.
Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!
Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.
Because the cell door was still locked.
Ello, 'ello, 'ello!
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
Because they need a man to do it for them
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
