There are skidmarks before the dog.
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Coffee Mug
Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.
To get to his website!
To get to the other cider.
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Hit the road, Jack.
In a bucket
To get away from the PETA convention.
To get to the Other side
Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"
A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because the chicken was having a day off !
To be on the safe side!
a road
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Cosecant
A psycho-path.
Because he got hit by a car.
To get to the other bride.
A: Because it was the chickens day off.
ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/
To show the opossum it could be done.
To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
Because it's a chicken.
Because that's what they did last year.
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
A cold shoulder.
Because he's a dirty double crosser.
Because it was down hill!
To change sides.
To go to /r/antijokes
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
To go with the traffic jam.
Because he had no guts.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.
One. It's a trick question.
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.
To get in his nest.
Answer: None it's a women's job.
ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.
Two dam bad! (OC!)
He worked it out with a pencil
In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
You should know, you've only read it twenty times.
God doesn't think he's a Welder.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
She's a spitter, not a swallower.
If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.
