There are skidmarks before the dog.
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Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.
To get to his website!
To get to the other cider.
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Hit the road, Jack.
In a bucket
To get away from the PETA convention.
To get to the Other side
Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"
A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.
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Because the chicken was having a day off !
To be on the safe side!
a road
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Cosecant
A psycho-path.
Because he got hit by a car.
To get to the other bride.
A: Because it was the chickens day off.
ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/
To show the opossum it could be done.
To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
Because it's a chicken.
Because that's what they did last year.
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
A cold shoulder.
Because he's a dirty double crosser.
Because it was down hill!
To change sides.
To go to /r/antijokes
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
To go with the traffic jam.
Because he had no guts.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
Would you like ketchup with your chips
Have faith, don't question.
Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world
The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.
Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
Mom, sad): He went to Jared.
Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*
A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
