There are skidmarks before the dog.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.
To get to his website!
To get to the other cider.
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Hit the road, Jack.
In a bucket
To get away from the PETA convention.
To get to the Other side
Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"
A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because the chicken was having a day off !
To be on the safe side!
a road
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Cosecant
A psycho-path.
Because he got hit by a car.
To get to the other bride.
A: Because it was the chickens day off.
ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/
To show the opossum it could be done.
To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
Because it's a chicken.
Because that's what they did last year.
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
A cold shoulder.
Because he's a dirty double crosser.
Because it was down hill!
To change sides.
To go to /r/antijokes
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
To go with the traffic jam.
Because he had no guts.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....
God is the answer.
A living one.
The dead cat has skid marks around it.
Stirrups
To pick up some chicks.
Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
Cause it got al dente'd up!
A bus driver can't change his stops.
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
Not even, homes
Let's Rock and Roll.
Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children
Afroturf
A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"
A. Three if you slice them very thinly.
