How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)
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Neither do I, I get the new york times
For me it's three weeks.
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
None of your f**king business.
That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained
To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.
A Moles Royce.
Look out for the mice!
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Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side
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Because he re-tarred it.
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
Because chicken came to his side.
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
The road.
To get to the other Sayid.
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
He was snowed in.
A dirty double crosser.
To cross the border into Canada.
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.
She was worried the egg would get there first.
Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.
There was a traffic jam.
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
In a bucket.
ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/
To show the opossum it could be done.
To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
Because it's a chicken.
Because he's a dirty double crosser.
To change sides.
To go with the traffic jam.
A: Who else would follow a chicken
Chasing parked cars.
Nothing, he was knocked out .
He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE
They bone
A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!
A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.
Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!
Boy: Me and I'm going home now.
LET ME GO TINY DANCER
Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.
It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.
She's a spitter, not a swallower.
Fill in the blank or answer the question.
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
An alligator.
An empty playground
