There are skidmarks before the dog.
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Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.
To get to his website!
To get to the other cider.
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Hit the road, Jack.
In a bucket
To get away from the PETA convention.
To get to the Other side
Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"
A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.
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Because the chicken was having a day off !
To be on the safe side!
a road
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Cosecant
A psycho-path.
Because he got hit by a car.
To get to the other bride.
A: Because it was the chickens day off.
ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/
To show the opossum it could be done.
To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
Because it's a chicken.
Because that's what they did last year.
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
A cold shoulder.
Because he's a dirty double crosser.
Because it was down hill!
To change sides.
To go to /r/antijokes
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
To go with the traffic jam.
Because he had no guts.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes
A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."
Because it had more cents
Because he is dead
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
A bus driver can't change his stops.
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
Because he ate too much of them.
Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.
Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.
Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest
He had no body to go with.
A Coo Clucks Clan
They're right we do taste like chicken!
