There are skidmarks before the dog.
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Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.
To get to his website!
To get to the other cider.
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Hit the road, Jack.
In a bucket
To get away from the PETA convention.
To get to the Other side
Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"
A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.
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Because the chicken was having a day off !
To be on the safe side!
a road
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Cosecant
A psycho-path.
Because he got hit by a car.
To get to the other bride.
A: Because it was the chickens day off.
ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/
To show the opossum it could be done.
To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
Because it's a chicken.
Because that's what they did last year.
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
A cold shoulder.
Because he's a dirty double crosser.
Because it was down hill!
To change sides.
To go to /r/antijokes
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
To go with the traffic jam.
Because he had no guts.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
A Bark-aeologist
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The dead cat has skid marks around it.
Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them
I like to be prepared.
A gallop poll.
Weeeeeeeeee
Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!
A pirate aye!
They just work it out with a pencil!
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
