Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"
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My cat would be dead before I got 50
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
Katabatic
Catsper.
A furrycanine
A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"
A: Catsup!
Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !
Me. Ow.
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Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww
cause pussies gotta be tight
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
I'm paw !
Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt
an im-paw-ster.
A copy cat.
A: To have a CAT scan done.
In a cat-alogue!
One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist
Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !
When it's raining cats and dogs !
A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !
She had mittens !
Because they both have "Sandy claws" !
A: A caterpillow.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
A: They're purr-fect!
Because cats are K10
It Meyowls
Mewspapers !
The cat ate her.
Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.
A CAT-ASTROPHE!
To the retail store!
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !
He has cat-arrh !
Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.
A meowser
A Meowtain.
Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!
Genesis 3.
An un-in.
The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.
Give him a couple of test-tickles.
Because some relationships don't work out.
Because they use extra hops
It's just what we tend to do
One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.
Because he couldn't concentrate.
No matches founds
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
Electricity.
Because they liked each other.
