Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"
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My cat would be dead before I got 50
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
Katabatic
Catsper.
A furrycanine
A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"
A: Catsup!
Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !
Me. Ow.
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Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww
cause pussies gotta be tight
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
I'm paw !
Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt
an im-paw-ster.
A copy cat.
A: To have a CAT scan done.
In a cat-alogue!
One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist
Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !
When it's raining cats and dogs !
A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !
She had mittens !
Because they both have "Sandy claws" !
A: A caterpillow.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
A: They're purr-fect!
Because cats are K10
It Meyowls
Mewspapers !
The cat ate her.
Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.
A CAT-ASTROPHE!
To the retail store!
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !
He has cat-arrh !
Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.
A meowser
A Meowtain.
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
Zero, its already lit
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*
Maulbec
Shartonnay
because lions only understand .rars
I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).
They prefer complete sentences.
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.
Mad-at-gas-cars!
The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.
Ryes over rum.
Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.
