Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
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His leg was in a cast.
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.
They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog
The retail store
A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.
Bit him naturally.
It didn t have any legs.
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They were delicious.
A: They want to make ends meet.
Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.
A croaker spaniel !
A glowberman pinscher!
The license number of the car that hit him.
In barkinglots.
All her children had gone to the dogs.
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...
The Mexican said, "A border".
Nothing. She's dead.
Pawpular!
Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.
They got together and talked over old times.
He used a skeleton key.
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Because it's harder to run in squares.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
A golden receiver!
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
Full course dinner
A complaint Bernard!
A clockshund!
The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."
Bark bark.
a labracadabrador
A Fermilabrador Retriever.
A CAT-ASTROPHE!
My cat would be dead before I got 50
A. In the pages of a romance novel.
She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."
Frank
He didn't want to be a hot dog!
because fetch is not going to happen.
Jockey and Jill!
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
Just asking for a friend
Brew.
Spot-on.
Just look for the fresh prints.
Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.
The hyper drive.
