Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
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His leg was in a cast.
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.
They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog
The retail store
A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.
Bit him naturally.
It didn t have any legs.
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They were delicious.
A: They want to make ends meet.
Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.
A croaker spaniel !
A glowberman pinscher!
The license number of the car that hit him.
In barkinglots.
All her children had gone to the dogs.
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...
The Mexican said, "A border".
Nothing. She's dead.
Pawpular!
Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.
They got together and talked over old times.
He used a skeleton key.
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Because it's harder to run in squares.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
A golden receiver!
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
Full course dinner
A complaint Bernard!
A clockshund!
The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."
Bark bark.
a labracadabrador
A Fermilabrador Retriever.
Cuz he's Biden his time.
The mare, of course
Because he isn't real.
Zikachu.
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish
A: The Outside.
Chia LaBeouf
A hot dog
A hot dog.
You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.
The Philadelphia Beagles!
Because opposite poles attract
His Thug Wife.
So they could make corn dogs.
A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!
