Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
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Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
They have two left feet.
Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.
He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.
Nina
Is there a dog?
They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.
Ruff Bark
Wharf!
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.
Ballroom blitz
The later you get home, the happier one is to see you
A hot dog.
A "shhh"nauzer
shar pei
Because no one wants them.
He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Because they chew balls.
It is now a parent.
A !
You don't call it, you pick it up.
A Shih Tzu
A Dobie
When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Stupid.
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.
Linda McCartney
Scares their dogs.
Yellow labs
At the Groomers!
Where my dogs at?
Sparky.
Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
because K-10 is for cats.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
The spelling.
He had barkinsons disease.
An old faschund.
An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!
You take him for a drag.
A dogfish!
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Neither one is a squirrel.
A chair
A wet nose.
Pido.
RUFFles
Sparky
Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.
Yorkies
Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.
Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D
Bark
With a Ruff IRA.
One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale
The dog has cerebral pawlsy.
The good ones are hard to put down
Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.
It scares the hell out of the dog.
A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.
Snoop dog.
She was a little husky.
Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.
Nothing. He just grit his teeth.
A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
A melon collie!
What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.
hush puppies
Dragon balls!
20 after 1.
About four beers
A DOH-berman!
Any kind, buildings can't jump.
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!
A shampoodle
He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.
A dog with a hair lip
When it's pure bread.
The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants
Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.
A vegetarian.
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
One of his legs is the same.
About 7 beers.
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Pooched.
Decepticondoms.
Two at most.
The Saxons!
Jail break.
Auschwitz
He's trying to watch his sodium intake.
Four guys watching a football game.
His Thug Wife.
Because they were "sole"-mates :)
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.
Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!
Why do cow wear bells .......???? Because their don't work :D :P
A: Because red means stop.
They both got a wet nose.
Puppy dog.
There is lotion and used tissues laying around
Eggs get laid at least once.
