Sparky
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to the dog.
They both want to bury their bone.
You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.
A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.
Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog
Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO
Because he was scared of vacuums!
Wagmans.
A hush puppy.
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Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !
Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog
Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.
Sparky.
It freaks out the dogs!
Pants.
Bob Barker
It scares the hell out of the dog
You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.
They both have wet noses.
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
A Barkeologist.
A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.
A subwoofer.
You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.
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Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!
Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist
Sparkie.
They have two left feet
A Labara Cadabarador
Because they shot the gorilla
He made a spectacle of himself.
The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
A retail store.
W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
She's fine. But the dog died.
It was a boxer!
Because no one else will do it for them !"
Five after one.
No hard feelings.
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !
He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
It was raining cats and dogs
Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.
Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.
A guard dog !
Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED
FIXED
He wants to get ruff
Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.
He put in 24 carrots.
A Dog.
A: No one else will do it for them
A: It stole the show!
Shall we walk home or take a dog
The barking lot.
Yo dawg I washed yo dog.
150 ways to wok your dog
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
Because the captain stood on the deck.
A watchdog.
A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
Wooffies!
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
A Superbarket
A docs-hund!
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Because you can't bury them in trees !
He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
Go and retrieve her!
101 Ways to Wok Your Dog
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
Somebody shot his dog
Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.
Chester.
A sheep that can round itself up !
Raise the woof!
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
My dog
Naaaaagggghhhhhhh.
Robert E Flea !
Dog have rice.
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
You are such a bore."
A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless
The tomato is red.
A: The Outside.
A Barkaeologist.
Out, out, damned Spot!
He wanted to chase the catfish!
A paint Bernard!
Because its hard to run in squares !
A: Her dog was blind too.
Stu
Wrap it around a tree
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
They'll hold a Beyonceance.
One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.
Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.
He was de-lighted
A terrified postman.
Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
He got a hole in one.
Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets
nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
Hot dog!'
Because they can't even.
Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.
Because they feed the hand that bites them.
