When he points.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Yankee poodle!
A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!
A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)
300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."
Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."
Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.
4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Labs!
A watch dog !
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Onions" was his dog... D:
There were too many vets.
You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.
Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.
They both have collar ID.
Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
A Doberman puncher!
With a little bit of oil.
Ruff.
The doors were open.
About 5 drinks
Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.
A jet setter !
DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy
Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.
Delighted.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
In the mush room !
Raining elephants !
Pants
flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.
Reebark
Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
A subwoofer.
An English sleep dog.
A police dog in disguise.
He doesn't believe in dog.
Sparky.
A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!
A collieflower
Dog-gone!
If you let the dog in, it will shut up.
A dog has a better understanding of no.
A melancholy.
Newfound-lands!
No hard feelings.
Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!
Well I'll be dog-gone.
Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout
Sandy Claws Merry Christmas
They both have PAWS
It had Barkinsons
Everything. I'm a dog.
A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!
They know their knots.
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P
She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!
A: The dog taped his mouth.
Because it scares the dog.
A 401(K-9).
A dog that chases cars - and catches them !
Put him in your back yard.
Ruff
They always get called for roughing.
A dog.
Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger
A: Sparky.
He wears a coat and pants.
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
Flypaper.
Groomer has it
A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
His bark was much worse than it's bite !
I'm a dog."
A dog knows what is 'no'.
I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
Oven mitts
This is the end.
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
A bearded collie!
A palmatian!
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.
The tomato was in a can.
Dog:
It all depends on where you lose them.
A pointer!
Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...
He was barking up the wrong tree.
It's driving me nuts!"
It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon
Names.
In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.
soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!
asking for a friend
They were my friends :(
Claude.
The cat ate her.
The number of the car that hit him.
Well, you'll never run again" So basically the same
fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
they wanted to restore the CNNomies
It was a sting operation.
