Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
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A ruff terrain.
A ruff draft.
Wire haired terriers !!
A sub-woofer
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog
A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.
Aard-bark!
with a woofie.
Cats can't drive !
He puts down the three and carries the one.
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Two dogs howling at the moon.
Put him in the front.
A rover-dose
He stole her blanket.
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !
Their owner.
because he is a Boxer
Doesn't matter much, does it
He didn't want to be a hot dog!
Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "
A shampoodle !
A human.
The retail store.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
With a chihuahua pedal.
Fur Elise
He had Barkinson's
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
He was having a hard time looking up.
A pure bred meth lab.
Puppy dogs !
A dal-martian
ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog
One good turn deserves another.
About seven miles an hour.
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk
The elephant remembers.
Because he's a sub woofer.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
Ruff!
Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")
Because they have two left feet !
To a retail store.
because its a dog
Barq's Root Beer.
A furrycanine
Because they pee on poles.
The roof is on fire.
A double crosser.
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
When it is learning a new language !
Icebreaker.
A Chi-WOW!-ua
There are skidmarks before the dog.
Blew the dog
Put a peg on it's nose !
Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting
A spot-weiler!
Because his boots were at the menders !
They both have wet noses.
Because then it would be a foot.
You should know more than your dog.
A: Should we walk home or take a dog
Because they have tears in their eyes
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
I like "Hot Dogs".
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
A: A statue of a dog!
A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !
Because he was a light sleeper.
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
A Labracadabrador
Where my dogs at "
Collie-wood !
A bud hound !
A: A dog barking in a mirror.
Dog gone!
A mutt in a rut !
Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.
Nothing, dogs can't speak.
Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!
When it's raining cats and dogs !
You don't, you pick it up.
ltsmashes keyboard>
The wrong answer.
Laika boss.
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
A: Because it was the chickens day off.
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
A hot dog.
It was a shih-tzu
Because cats are K10
Not even the pool table has balls
The domesticated doesnt have balls
Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.
You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go
Wrap it around a tree
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.
Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men
A caterpillar !
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
He drove people bananas!
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Get thee to a nyanery!
they listen to podcats.
Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
