In the gutter!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.
It's raining Ken, hallelujah....
Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
One's a pro, and one's a con.
My nailses
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A horse with his eyes closed!
Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.
In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Neighbor
Brushing your teeth!
They end every statement with init
When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!
Firetruck
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
A:Call B52
Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.
Ending them.
Ramen.
A fork
They never stop to ask directions.
A howler monkey.
and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
A coconut!
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
The end of season 5.
Because his watch has ended.
If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.
Ohio.
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.
Aunt.
In a cacti!
The www.izard of Oz.
A: They want to make ends meet.
Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.
The end of DayZ
Parole.
a LepreKHAAAAAAN!
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
It ended in a tie.
It deep ends.
The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna
Me. Ow.
An acrocat !
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
A subordinate Clause.
At the basketball.
He had no-BODY to go with.
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
He began to feel Merry.
Because they're already Finnish before the race even began
He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
He breaks in.
