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She has it bronzed.
Because he was always out standing in his field.
so I punched him in the head.
Society.
A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.
4-year-old: I won.
Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.
Turn off the lights.
A well 'aardvark!
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
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Whoever wins...we lose.
General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
She soldered on.
A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
It was won by a hare!
Everything gets recycled.
Their odds of winning are the same
He has so many Bishops!
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
He turns off the PlayStation.
Because he always came in a little behind.
Because he expecto'd Petronas.
A crocodile. -You won !"
Good jab.
The champire!
Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.
I met a knight
Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...
because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out
A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!
Because Africa isn't a country.
Lemmy or God " "Trick question. Lemmy IS God."-Air Heads RIP Lemmy.
Buys an intersection for a private business work.
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
The guy with the bulge in his sock ...
Red, because it runs the most.
Because he always shoots the black one first.
So they could win one.
A: Having legs!
I've banana roll lately.
Me 5: Me: Get some coffee
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
He took a short cut.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
It ran out of juice.
A roamin' Catholic.
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With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.
Half time, they get to switch sides again
To switch sides
Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"
Welsh Fargo... ...gramps made me do it.
Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)
contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
A gallop poll.
Walk this way
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