Because they'd Russia lot
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She has it bronzed.
Because he was always out standing in his field.
so I punched him in the head.
Society.
A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.
4-year-old: I won.
Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.
Turn off the lights.
A well 'aardvark!
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
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Whoever wins...we lose.
General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
She soldered on.
A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
It was won by a hare!
Everything gets recycled.
Their odds of winning are the same
He has so many Bishops!
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
He turns off the PlayStation.
Because he always came in a little behind.
Because he expecto'd Petronas.
A crocodile. -You won !"
Good jab.
The champire!
Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.
I met a knight
Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...
because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out
A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!
Because Africa isn't a country.
Lemmy or God " "Trick question. Lemmy IS God."-Air Heads RIP Lemmy.
Buys an intersection for a private business work.
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
The guy with the bulge in his sock ...
Red, because it runs the most.
Because he always shoots the black one first.
So they could win one.
A: Having legs!
I've banana roll lately.
Me 5: Me: Get some coffee
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
He took a short cut.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
It ran out of juice.
5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.
The water washes away her tears
92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"
Welsh Fargo... ...gramps made me do it.
It goes to Twerk!
wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!
Orange is the New Black
I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.
He just wasn't really Inuit...
I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.
Pho queue.
Gang, 'Nam Style.
They only have an erection every 4 years
Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"
They thought 7 was pretty odd.
Til infinity.
