none, just upgrade to windows
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Because Windows 7 8 9.
A: Venutian blinds.
A daydreamer stares out of windows.
A: Because he can't see through the wall.
The train got windows
Phantom panes.
Windows 6 got scared because Windows 7 8 9
Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.
Ayyee essay, where are you going
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window
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A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.
A: You should bill Gates.
Neither work when you open windows.
How slime flies!
Because 7 ate 9.
Because 7 ate(8) 9!
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four
Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss
I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.
Looks like rein dear"
A dog knows what is 'no'.
Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)
Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.
Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.
He was a cereal defenestrator.
A: 3 years
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
A: It was closed.
Because 7 8 9!
Because : he still loves vista,baby!
Because windows 7 8 9.
It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!
A baby in the microwave :)
Wendy's is never frozen.
SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!
You bust a rime.
Him: Windows phone Me: Oh takes it and lobs it out the window Yes it is
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit
Kurt and Rod.
Windows update message asking you to restart your computer
So they can watch the battle
XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
Cause Seven ate Windows 9
I must throw that doggie out the window !"!
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
Pane!
A. He uses "windows".
Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
The start menu.
A baby in the oven.
Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"
They don't have Windows installed. )
Because windows 7 8 9
Because nobody gets it.
He had a bad experience with Windows
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Windows 10.
So time would fly.
Because Windows 7 ate 9.
Because seven "ate" nine.
The try-angle
Boy do we have problems.
An orbyte
vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.
Because 7 8 9.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
They're always rebooting.
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
Because they hate it.
Sinkhole de Mayo
You swimming pull
Nyet long. He's always Russian.
Mas cow.