Because we told them to.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!
Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)
Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!
Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright
Dad.
In jail
There's a little bit of good in everybody.
Their Chromies
The NBA.
Because black people have no rights
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon
Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.
As developing children their knee grows.
They both look good hanging from trees
Black People
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.
Because Polly wants a cracker.
Because they never run from nothin but the police
Neither one of them get r/dadjokes
They can shoot and steal without being arrested.
They're not black... And they're not people.
Because the only one that had a dream was shot.
Only one in a million actually works.
You can't see them when it is night.
Because they can't get past their Masters.
house prices down
They go through wall 9 3/5
Cause one had a dream, and he died.
A police officer in America.
Because there is nothing to steal there
A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.
They're still afraid of hangars.
Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.
because it's 92.96 million miles away.
Apparently "black people" was not the right answer
something you keep black people in
They both look better hanging.
And elevator can raise kids
Poached
It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.
Antique farm equipment
Because it has Soul.
Nignog
Warning offensive!) Chicken grease.
Cancer got Jobs.
You would to if you had such a long walk home.
Because they won't fall for the same trick twice
25 to Life.
A member of the Kru Krux Kran
A:Cause they always get hung up on trees.
The snow tires still work when you take the chains off.
Both are outdated currency.
Raisin Bran
Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.
Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.
If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.
A nigloo
Coach
Is it about black people
A chocolate bar
You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this
Hang one in the front!
They'd get caught in the chain.
Negative 1.
Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.
Because black people have no rights...
They have no one to look up to.
Nostalgia
Because then, it would be called Solved.
Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.
Because black people have no rights.
It's because they heard there was no jobs there.
An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do
The Son is attracted to black
Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.
Hard work and dedication.
They should at least take a shot at it
Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.
They have trouble getting past their masters.
Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..
They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!
There are two black people fighting.
One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....
So blind people can hate them too
Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!
Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.
You can't tell it's in the dark
You will find out when the light comes on.
3/5
A. Nobody knows, there's no light.
Finding his blacklight.
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
Gingers
Insufficient funds.
You leave him hanging....
A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
Squash one and deal with the other later.
You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.
Relief
A Suhhh Dude
Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.
Amazon.
They both can ruin a neighborhood.
It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood
Blackburn
Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.
