My shower gets turned on by me.
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Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.
Because it saw the salad dressing
So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.
You turn me on."
He turns off the PlayStation.
He was turning things over in his mind.
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk
just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings
Because he could only make 14 point turns.
It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!
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A marriage certificate.
They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.
The light's witch !
Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
Europe"
What a wondrous *turd* of events.
so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
I ain't no snitch.
In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
A cow.
Premature Edraculation
No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.
She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.
Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
She was wearing no turn on red. :
When he turns into his cage !
He was a little testie! Bump dump pshhh!
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
He couldn't see himself doing it
Yes, but don’t turn it on.
I couldn’t turn it down.
Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.
You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
Crack.
A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.
Throw the guy out of the house.
it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.
They're wheels.
They'll tell you.
Don't worry they'll tell you.
she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
They toasted the bride and groom.
You don't, you get down off of a duck.
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
He just got laid by some chick!
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
