He wanted some Rhesus pieces.
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Because he tried to blow up a bus.
Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"
Tea N' Tea.
Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.
a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.
Jihad a chance, and you blew it.
Bronte of the blow !
She blows me and I owe her one.
A fish tank !
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Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
Too soon
A: Root position cords.
Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.
He blew everything out of proportion!
Thanks for the refill.
Blow it out, it'll be delighted
She was getting a little heavy.."
Because he planned to blow up a plane.
They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.
Blowing Swallowing Gargeling
He had loco motives.
They know people will blow them.
Sis boom baa Carnac
A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.
He tried to blow up a police car.
A: a $20 bill
Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.
They blow when they get turned on.
Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.
Blew the dog
Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.
The NBA draft
Because G had.
C4 yourself!
She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe
They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV
Some days the wind doesn't blow.
Everywhere
Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)
If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.
Blue. One blew this way, the other one blew that way!
I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
To know when to blow up
If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.
A. "Thanks for the refill!"
he kind of blew
The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.
That people exaggerate.
Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here
Talibanter
Snow boarding is fun as hell.
You get a Christian Bale
G-sus
They want to look like their mothers.
because he was flying solo and went look no hans...
Daesh Network
The Grand I-slam
Don't blow it
He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"
A: Make sure one is a match!
Fire in the hole!
See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"
The gun has only one trigger
One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"
Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"
