Cell phones.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
Because they make cents!
Jock the stripper.
Alcohol
They won't talk no matter how you grill them!
3.99 a minute.
Stop talking in secret code.
Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!
3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about
Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A urinarrator.
Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."
Nothing, eggs can't talk.
I'd autotune him out. :)
The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.
A-U" :
Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !
It is always an insecure line!
A morese-quito !
A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.
Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
The SALT talks!
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.
I got my hair straightened out."
Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."
Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !
They're antisocial lights.
A bird that will talk you ear off !
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
He was waxing lyrical !
They cowmoonicate.
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
A hoarse fly.
Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy
Cellfcentered
A Luigi Board
You don't talk about fight club.
The yakety-yaks!
I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "
They get Kim to talk slowly to him.
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
A spelling bee !
Student: A teacher!
It's a touchy subject.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.
They got together and talked over old times.
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.
Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.
M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody
A spelling bee.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.
Yellow. *Phil answers phone*
H-E-L-L-O!
Under a buck
A buck an ear (buccaneer).
You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)
American women get stoned before they commit adultery..
A transit
Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant
You straight jack it.
Psychopaths. (I hate myself)
They look at your feet instead of theirs.
He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks
The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.
