Jerry's kids.
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A: Should we walk home or take a dog
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
The Adhomineminal Snowman
British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*
Close the door.
but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!
This place rocks!"
A condescending con descending.
Noe(L)...no "L"
A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.
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He didn't believe in love at first sight.
A cross walk
You don't, you pick it up.
state joke) A New Hampshire
Would you please move You're in my sun.
because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out
Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border
Because umbrellas can't walk
Good morning, ladies!"
Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"
Then I can bang other chicks "
Because they can't walk, hardly.
AU, get outta here!"
I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
A chair.
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot
It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*
A: Anytime he wants to go.
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.
Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.
Walks away*
That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"
Can I please get a drink "
Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
'Where is the bar tended?'
'Can I join you?'
I'm sorry, we don't serve food here
Pop,goes the weasel.
A walk.
Because it's too far to walk.
The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
He goes nowhere.
They couldn't find a table.
Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.
Because, she really stands out on the street.
So the German soldiers can march in shade.
Valhalla.
They Take The Psycho Path
Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...
Too many cheetahs
They ketchup.
Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.
A: A Rottweiler in a playground.
AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.
Their hump has no bone.
Spirits
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
