A: Scratch Paper!
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And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.
Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
They are writing to Satan.
It's pointless just like this post
A No. 2 pencil.
Yellow. *Phil answers phone*
They're writing their last will and testament.
Best vicious of the season
A: There is writing on the White-out.
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Exorcise books.
With love and hisses.
Pen and Oink!
An author-dontist Wahey!
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A: She turned it over and used the other side.
Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever
He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.
Word,yo.
A ruff draft.
I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)
There is white-out on the screen. How do you know that another blonde has been using the computer Someone has written on the white-out.
One rarely bites and the other barely writes !
Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.
A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
A sic joke
Articulette
A Bronte-saurus.
In Kangarunes.
ME: "I write and want to dir--" "GUNSHOT*
Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.
Tips fedora "M'dea."
A meme-oir
There's twenty of them. It's better said then written.
A. To remind her that "toes go in first."
He wrote sheet music.
Best vicious . . .
Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ransom notes.
Because on top of it was written : Open here.
A ball-point Penguin!
When it's broke.
He responds, "One note at a time."
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Because they hate Capitalism.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
History. Because history has always been written by wieners.
Something written by someone after they are dead !
A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.
Pen Gwyn !
Will-e. Shakespeare.
Because of the Nye Quill.
The first one written
Bee-trix Potter !
Seymour Hare.
Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.
He had served his sentence.
She had never learned to spell properly.
It's full of std vectors.
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.
I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW
the rest of them will write Perl
Bullet train!
Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Austronomers
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Dyslexia
They always have pecans! (Read aloud)
You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".
Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
He was talking on his shellphone.
Because it's Russki.
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
They were ravin' with Raven.
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
