Bring on their subs!
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The Philosophers Stoned
Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .
Bring Your Kid to Work Day
Toad was a fungi.
Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*
A: He wanted to sing higher!
long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
Congee-gal visit
He wanted to have some stage presents.
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An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."
None, it should be open when she brings it to you.
A turn up
Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills
A cup of yogurt.
Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments
Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !
14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata
A ladder.
A navi-gator!
Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels
Bring out your camera.
For the drizzle
Because he always brings the boos
Grandpa. :(
Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!
In case you get a hole in one.
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes
Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.
Because they cantaloupe...
Santa Clues.
Carrion luggage
So they can bring two canopies.
Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane
A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
So he could bring his 'sub' on
In case he got a hole-in-one.
Shaun O'flanagan
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
His doughter.
He used a Luigi Board.
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."
Parkincense.
The Swallow.
A coat hanger
I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!
A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
A coathanger.
Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant
A swallow.
You don't have to bring the flowers.
Because droids can't get service.
A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.
Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.
What do you mean you only brought two ants!
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Hip-pop.
Salt.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
They both benefit America!
He ransomware.
Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."
Guess we'll find out in January.
Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har
So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan
Opens the car door.
None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.
A pilot, you racist.
Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?
A woman.
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*
Because 7 8 9!
