Bring on their subs!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
OC) Brats!
The Philosophers Stoned
Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .
Bring Your Kid to Work Day
Toad was a fungi.
Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*
A: He wanted to sing higher!
long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
Congee-gal visit
He wanted to have some stage presents.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."
None, it should be open when she brings it to you.
A turn up
Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills
A cup of yogurt.
Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments
Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !
14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata
A ladder.
A navi-gator!
Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels
Bring out your camera.
For the drizzle
Because he always brings the boos
Grandpa. :(
Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!
In case you get a hole in one.
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes
Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.
Because they cantaloupe...
Santa Clues.
Carrion luggage
So they can bring two canopies.
Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane
A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
So he could bring his 'sub' on
In case he got a hole-in-one.
Shaun O'flanagan
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
His doughter.
He used a Luigi Board.
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."
Parkincense.
The Swallow.
A coat hanger
I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!
A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
A coathanger.
Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant
A swallow.
You don't have to bring the flowers.
Because droids can't get service.
A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.
Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.
What do you mean you only brought two ants!
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Aziz, I'm sorry.
A: Elephants never forget.
I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican.
Its Racist!
We thank you Lord for our daily dead!
Raisin' Bran.
Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
You take away his food.
Let us prey.
Sam. Samsung
It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
Nothing, you've already told her twice...
she hits women
I told her that drinks were on the house
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
