Cause they don't use a filter.
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Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...
Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.
Cause they all go there to croak!
Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...
Cause you've already reddit!
Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.
Bay leaf get him out if here!
Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now
Cause Charlie don't serf.
Cause "pot holder" was taken.
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Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
Cause he can only move diagonally
Cause the building collapsed, duh.
Cause they're at 90 degrees.
Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)
Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!
Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.
Cause they don't Habanero!
Cause its feet smell.
Who cares.
Cause everyone's dying to get in!
Cause nice guys always finish last.
Cause horses are rubbish at drawing
Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)
You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.
Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.
Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha
Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss
It caused a revolution.
Cause it had a hard drive.
Are you positive
Cause the last black person who dreamed, got shot.
Cause hes a pain in the neck.
Cause they don't have balls to scratch
Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane
Cause' freedom RINGS!
Cause seven eight ten.
Cause he's dead.
Cause he was out standing in his field
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
A bearl roll.
Cause Seven ate Windows 9
Cause they lack the towers.
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
Zikachu
cause nobody would be looking for them.
Ducts out of water ...
They cause too much brain damage.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
Cause beer is made with hops.
Cause the system is broke, yo.
Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!
Cause it was SoDIMM
Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.
Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball
You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.
Cause he's not straight
Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Who knows, they never get the house.
A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!
Duh. Cause he's da foe.
Willem DaFriend.
Misspell the paunch line.
because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.
because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.
because he wasn't a fungi!
