When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
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Asking for a friend.
You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.
Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"
His Holmies
Gangs don't have to pay for friends.
He didn't get his fair share: one over eight.
Microwave.
311 Credit goes to my friend Max.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
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E=MC U L8R
Cause hes a pain in the neck.
Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.
No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.
Because he's a pain in the neck.
Because he only had followers. Not friends.
I'll be Bach
he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'
They look in the obituary
They just click you know
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.
He was way too autistic for his own good.
Brew.
An iglooser
Let us prey.
A lone shark
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
Watson the menu
Because he plays with pooh.
A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.
All she does is stay on the dashboard.
Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.
Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen
It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
Because his whole life he's Ben Solo
Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend
Friends.
JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*
Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.
The poplar ones.
Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else
Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !
Because he's lack-toes intolerant.
Because he was grounded.
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.
Friend:
Pawpular!
He was a fungi.
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
You-Rang-a-Tang
Na 'ma ste
Because he was deserted by his friends
Namaste.
He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE
Because they got no body to dance with!
Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.
Shaking Bad.
Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.
Bring on their subs!
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it
I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.
She goes to the bathroom.
The Welsh don't know yet either.
Because he cauterize.
The Binge
Binge and parge.
I'm cured!"
A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !