He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
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Painless Porker.
We're raising mashed potatoes.
It was Saint Patrick's Day.
The corniest ones.
Yum Yum."
Pigs don't have red noses.
Sooey sauce.
Pen and Oink!
Heavy!"
Uncultured swine.
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Because they're all pigs.
One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.
Streaky bacon!
the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.
Sick.
Nobody. The pigs all jump in.
They don't like to get that far from the table.
Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
A lot of crackling on the line !
Licence and registration please.
He split a seam in his blue ones.
To keep the pig in one piece.
A: When it's oink-ognito.
Bacon and scrambled leggs.
The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)
Crashing boars.
the airpork!
Mmm. Canapes."
A ham ham.
He heard the food was a mess.
To play the slop machine !
Hamouflage
In his hog cabin!
A pig pig.
It was Valenswine's Day.
Bacon would go up!
To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.
He's making bankon.
Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks
A pig with a flick knife.
One's a group of cunning runts...
I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out
She might squeal on you.
He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.
Swine Lake!
Because it came out of the pen.
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
Pig-up trucks!
When he recycles garbage into ham.
To start some bacon
A swine swine.
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
He was a little shoat.
He was dis-gruntled!
In a hambulance
They get lots of Valenswines.
A pig up truck
A pork chop!
Piiig
Ask your dad.
They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.
A: She moved.
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
A church bell peals from the steeple.
You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.
They play music, not hockey.
Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.
An ese.
I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
A flee !
A zoombie.
piece of cake
He knew they were going to ice him.
One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.
