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Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
Because his name was Marco Pollo..
It wanted to get to the other site !
A: It was closed.
To get the Yolk Rite.
Make a salad and give it to a chicken.
Because his family had stock in the company.
Friday.
Because they were Turkish.
she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..
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To get to the other slide!
Roost beef!
It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken."
A pecking order.
A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!
Coo clucks clan
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
Republic-hen
Reebok bok bok
Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far
Because he had to use the bathroom.
RAWWWWWWWW!!!!
Around the cluck !
A: Oh-lay!
Because God is black.
Teaching the chicken to cook
Dead.
A chicken stepping on a landmine.
chickens
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.
To get to the Other side
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant !
Because the chicken was having a day off !
We really do taste like chicken!"
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
To get to the "other side".
A Poultrygeist!
Poul-trees
Nothing.
A personal fowl
Chick to chick !
Because he got hit by a car.
A: Because it was the chickens day off.
Because I ran her over in the street.
ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/
A Coo Clucks Clan
To show the opossum it could be done.
To get away from the Turkey coop.
Because it's a chicken.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
He was chicken !
Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..
Because he's a dirty double crosser.
To change sides.
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
He chicken tendered his resignation.
A fowl smell!
The outside.
For fowl play.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
Unsightly facial hare!
By selling your guitar.
Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.
One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg
The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.
A chicken sedan.
Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.
Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.
Whichever you'll excel in, son."
It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not
So the one on the right could drive for a change.
The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
LINE IT!"
