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Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
Because his name was Marco Pollo..
It wanted to get to the other site !
A: It was closed.
To get the Yolk Rite.
Make a salad and give it to a chicken.
Because his family had stock in the company.
Friday.
Because they were Turkish.
she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..
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To get to the other slide!
Roost beef!
It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken."
A pecking order.
A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!
Coo clucks clan
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
Republic-hen
Reebok bok bok
Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far
Because he had to use the bathroom.
RAWWWWWWWW!!!!
Around the cluck !
A: Oh-lay!
Because God is black.
Teaching the chicken to cook
Dead.
A chicken stepping on a landmine.
chickens
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.
To get to the Other side
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant !
Because the chicken was having a day off !
We really do taste like chicken!"
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
To get to the "other side".
A Poultrygeist!
Poul-trees
Nothing.
A personal fowl
Chick to chick !
Because he got hit by a car.
A: Because it was the chickens day off.
Because I ran her over in the street.
ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/
A Coo Clucks Clan
To show the opossum it could be done.
To get away from the Turkey coop.
Because it's a chicken.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
He was chicken !
Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..
Because he's a dirty double crosser.
To change sides.
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
He chicken tendered his resignation.
A fowl smell!
The outside.
For fowl play.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.
Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.
Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me
Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.
I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.
A chicken sedan.
Two. If there were four, it would be a chicken sedan
Chicken Caesar salad.
A Chicken Caesar salad
2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)
When it has metaphor.
A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.
Her computer had a bug...
