Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.
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When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked
When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.
If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
Because pulling out is work!!!
My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!
She's never finished screwing people.
Because they feared a premature ejectulation
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
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It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."
It's just so hard to pull out.
Quit Russian.
They pull up their pants.
He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!
When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
When she pulls out the tampon all the cotton has been picked.
When you can pull the pin and throw it back
Pull down its genes.
HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES
Bristol Palin.
Free Willy
I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
One. It's a trick question.
He was legendary for pulling out.
If she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton has been picked.
A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.
They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth
The couch pulls out...
Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.
A: It loses its cool.
Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.
If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone
Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.
They pull out on time.
The leash goes slack
You pull down its genes.
She pulled some strings.
Speed is relative, officer."
A 15 yard penalty.
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
Because the snowblower was coming.
Parents.
It was speeding in a high shear zone
The Bartender says, "For you No charge."
The leash goes slack...
I think I could pull it off
a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!
Because they pull out at the last second.
Once in a blue moon.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.
Rhinos R Us
pop culture
They surf the Net On Yahoo.
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
PayPal
Put it under the soap.
A buccaneer.
about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck
A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
A: Because she grew another foot.
A bull pull!
It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug
For the halibut
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
