In the punch line
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time
A: Violists.
Drummers
A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.
Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.
He wanted to hang with his family.
Hang ten dude!!
Hang tight
If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.
Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A drip dry skunk.
A black berry.
They're afraid of the shots.
On a clothes lion.
Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.
A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"
You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.
Digest Readers.
Bob
Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.
I'm not sorry.
Nailed it
Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.
You only need a nail to hang a painting.
A fungi to hang out with
Annette
A:Cause they always get hung up on trees.
With a hypotenuse.
Carbon Dating.
At the monkey bars.
A phoney friend!
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
My mother.
Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark
What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord
I think I'll just hang around.
It's where all the pricks hang out.
Hang one in the front!
On the Yeast Side.
Because they literally can't even Like. Omg.
Because they hang around in bunches.
Kurt and Rod.
I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.
spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
Moooooooo*rdor.
At the pico de gallows.
Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles
ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.
A: A counter spy.
He was already suspended.
Because they hang out on the web all day!
Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it
Tie-die
Your grandma.
Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.
A momma's boa.
Drummers.
Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*
B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)
The deep web
Because n always has to be the center of attention.
Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you
The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.
Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.
Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
A baby hit by a snow blower
Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!
You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.
Sore arms.
To prove that he was framed!
Because they can't even.
because he had two Drumsticks.
A StayGosaurus
A Tattoo.
Drool
Lumbar mill.
The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Polaroids
Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!
When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.
A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)
Because they sell more tickets!
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !
A: Moonbeams.
Ground beef
The cow jumped over the moon.
