Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:
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M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
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Khaki
When it's raining Datsun cogs.
So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.
Maine
Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is
Because they forgot the g in graveyard.
By looking over your shoulder.
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Firetruck
Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting
Ending them.
It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!
He just started fiddling with it.
The start on a small scale !
A fork
Gotta go fast!"
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
Neighbor
They start with 2 million.
Cuz they're not for prophets.
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
Because it's Boxing Day!
A coconut!
The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!
Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok
He was waxing lyrical !
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
To start some bacon
Start out with a large fortune.
He thought he was melting.
BART: I don't know where my hair starts
It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.
Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
Because he was a slave to the cistern!
You start with a large one.
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..
Roll a 40 down the street.
I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work
Not Z.
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.
Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
A Dell.
They start to fret.
Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown
An instagator!
Her diode starts flashing green.
Nightmares you racist.
Parole.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
The sails are going through the roof.
They start coffin.
Start in England and drive West.
So they could Scandinavian.
An eggsy-stench-alist.
Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic
April, fools
Three on three.
You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.
Decap
French press. (Too soon?)
On the rocks.
Because they rappel men and women.
A Northern girl says "You can" but a Southern girl says "Y'all can"!
A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"
He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.
I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.
Bark you car on the drive !
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