Nein!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN.
German soldiers like to march in the shade.
To try and make up for the Holocaust.
The German.
Kindling.
OC A receeding Herr line.
A not see.
Because they are the wurst.
Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.
Teutons.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
World War 2
Show them their gas bill
Snotzis.
Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.
An Auto-Bahnana
Schweinsteiger.
Because the German army likes to march in the shade.
Kristall nacht
Drink it
Mein Kraft
Gluten Nacht
The Germans like shade
Neingag.
Leader-hosen.
I don't know he did notsay!
So the Germans can march in the shade.
He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.
Easy Bake Ovens
It means nothing to them.
Kraut funding
A reich cake
1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation
Being single on V-Day.
Ladder-hosen
Veteran Aryans
Audi"
Herr Jordan
Because she was late.
Audi *tips hat*
Elf.
Farfrompoopen.
Because he could only say, "neighn!"
Germany. German children are kinder.
First, invade ze kitchen...
Danke memes
Agoofaloofagus
They're never late...
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
Danke
One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.
A: Turn on the water.
To get to the Reich side
A Deutsch bag
2:39
Oof, weinerpain!
Gluten tag*
Question marks
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
Komm, Sean!
They have nein lives.
Guden Tight
The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.
Nigeria.
NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
Krautsourcing
Because she was Klaustrophobic!
They're both the master race!
A leder hoser.
A Neo Hotzi
Because they've gott mit-uns
Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.
The type of gas used.
They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank
An hour later you're hungry for power.
Follow the lieder!
A sour kraut.
Guten tag!
They kept Stalin around.
There was too much gas in them.
A: Question marks.
A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.
Danke Memes
Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot
Vince
The German knows when he's not speaking English.
Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.
Gluten Tag
Deutschebag
A Hamburglar.
Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!
A: Because deep down they are really nice.
A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"
I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.
Concentration Camps
A clandestein.
Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.
Vill i
Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz
Kinder Surprise
A: I "NEED" you!
because there were "Too Many Cooks".
A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
The bag of rice can feed a family of four.
They share the same middle name.
Joint custardy
Try to disable sticky keys.
Asworstos.
She hated being microbe-managed.
Cause they hate the French press
Lenght of chimney x wind speed
The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.
We haven't spoken for five years".
The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth
Necrophiliacs
Its the only place she can get love.
