exhausted.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!
Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.
He felt pain.
Because people kept toasting him!
David Cop-a-feel
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.
So their skin won't feel so abrucive
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A. They were really put out.
Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
Because it has cis-trust issues
April might make you feel better !
Ever since I was a puppy!
A: Depressed.
It fro's up.
Me: With my elbows
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
Because he was feeling blue
Melon-collie !
Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"
Because they dress in lairs.
Tarrif-ied.
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids
It wasn't, it was feeling blue.
A: Down in the mouth!
Because he didn't feel well.
He was feeling a bit bike-curious.
Nothing."
Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.
Cured ham.
removed
Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.
OC Dino-sore
Because he feels for everyone.
Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."
Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO
OC I think I'm feeling C6
The bird doesn't feel he's home.
Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
He was glad he ate her.
Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.
She was feeling Sleepy.
D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny
Pane!
Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track
They're Putin up with it.
A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)
He really wasn't feeling up to it.
Indifferential.
When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.
I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.
Xanax since he's a Bartender
They're pretty big fans
It Hertz.
Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons
I'm feeling a bit sorbet.
You feeling salty bro
On the range!
An ape-ricot sour!
He felt his presents.
It was feeling crumby.
There are Dave Matthews fans
Poison by Christian Dior !
Because they hate french press.
By his coughin'
I did not see that coming.
By thinking outside the box
Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
asks the neutron. "For you No charge."
Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
A barber!
They have nerves of steal.
Because it didn't have the nerves.
Softball.
Whichever can reduce inflation.
