A bit cross.
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A little stiff.
A bit of a Downey
It's feeling down.
It was feeling down
Let's just say he felt overall sadness.
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
He felt the slack in his dog's leash.
Cornography
A little Down.
He was cross.
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They're wearing a SOMBERERO
A pain in the arse.
Because they lacked porpoises.
Because he was feeling a little horse.
He was feeling a little crummy.
It makes them feel popular.
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
I feel so enlightninged!
ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...
1 AM feeling very sleepy.
Because he ate too many crabs!
Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.
Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.
They get to meet their old flames!
I can't feel my face when I'm with you...
It takes the edge off it
He couldn't stand it.
Survivor guilt.
Man: "Ever since I was an egg."
The conductor.
so she wouldn't feel stupid.
He was gladiator
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!
I have to walk home alone"
Working people's wallets.
Terrier-fied !
Their Cache
Darth: I have felt your presents
I'm feeling funny"
I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
Ostrich-sized.
what's tomato with you !
Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.
They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.
You can feel his presents ...
I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.
Perky.
He was buying drinks.
Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...
When its spray pump is out of order!
The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."
Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.
I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
He began to feel Merry.
I feel like a million bucks"
I feel a bit overdressed."
Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!
He was delighted.
The thermometer responded, "0K."
Because he felt his days were numbered.
Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.
Delighted.
They all "Feel The Burn!"
Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"
Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*
I'm gonna give 110%
Just feel around. It's not hard.
He was de-lighted
He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...
I feel like a kid again
Deja phew!
Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!
He was shocked.
He doesn't want to feel the Bern.
Because the Doctor can never see him.
Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.
This place feels earie.
He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
A moo'd specialist.
I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through
Because they are never included in anything.
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Because I think it makes perfect scents.
Tired.
I feel abominable.'
Egypt
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
He felt at home with And/Or.
He felt Thor.
I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.
Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers
They were very impressed!
I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that
Because he was newt to the area !
He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip
Because they're stuck between a 69.
Four guys watching a football game.
He joins AARP
He thought they were revolting!
Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.
They both slowly remove clogs.
removed
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak
Flat.
Darth Vader probably gets high fived
The Dark Knight Rises
If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.
because they spend too much time with the x-position
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
Failing to get away.
Because he is too big to fail.
