Because he couldn't find a date.
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flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."
the Steganosaurus! And do you know why ...because it was encryptid!
Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.
Portu-geese !
Windscreen vipers.
You give them an autopsy
He found a chink in it.
Finding out the chef is bald.
I'll let you know when I find out...
It couldn't find the right spot.
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book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.
Use your test tickles
on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.
1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.
In the dictionary.
I find you a-peeling
Ubisoft
A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !
Who took them Why aren't we helping to find them
Jail-birds !
It isn't hard.
A: So the cops can find the handles.
Apparently "black people" was not the right answer
Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.
My ex wife.
Currant Affairs
First you gotta find a retarded pig...
In Wales.
The Captain's Log.
Click here to find out( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/howdoyoukeepanidiotoccupied/)
Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!
He was Haydn.
Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.
A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.
the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."
Both are good places to find Catfish
When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -
They all live in Arkansas
M'rauders Map
HeHe
Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it
The cow didn't make it.
Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge
Because X was always 10
Find out next time on Dragonball Z!
Just feel around. It's not hard.
The Book of Job.
She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.
To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst
The captain's log!
I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place
Well, line up so that I can find out..
Click here to find out!
She couldn't find any mooovers.
One steppe at a time.
Eggs-aisle.
They can never find the "any" key.
my mugger, giving my purse back
Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)
They're always in diskies
Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)
Cod dam
A T-Bone!!!!
Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!
The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Cinnamon Ghost Crunch
Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
The Philosophers Stoned
I'm just here so I don't get find."
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)
Because it was found on the ground.
He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.
quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty.
Test Tickles
Hamsterdam!
Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.
Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)
Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.
Because he is Haydn.
Norman Rock Wells.
Run!
Because he was Haydn.
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !
Not on /r/jokes
A: On a map!
In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.
A homie missile.
Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!
An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !
Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.
Fetus Abortus!
She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."
In the lab.
Captains Log
Because homos in Iran do not exist.
A Dell
In its trunk.
red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes
Patty O'Furniture
Because he was snowed in.
Santa Claus hit in the balls!
He was just minding his Ps and Qs.
When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
They were both caused by a message from god.
By sea-mail.
They both go over your head.
Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.
