Keeping cows from falling apart.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Olive Oil.
One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.
The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
They use Google Mops.
Imgrrrrrrr
You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D
A salt rifle.
A Luigi Board
I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!
Because it is using steroids.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Parents.
Because it takes longer to pick up.
They always make an extra copy
Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"
What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!
Slaves.
eFISHancy!
hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."
A. He uses "windows".
One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment
Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
He always says it with a hard "arrr."
Used Tampons
Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.
The knife just wasn't cutting it.
They use snail polish.
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
Pair-a-dice!
This could use some salt."
A gyroscope.
They have to use their Endor voices.
That's grounds for divorce!"
You're-a-peein"
Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.
Because they were for test porpoise only
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
Using a pair of Caesars.
They use a Chopin Liszt!
They are used to being chaste.
He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
Using a Luigi board!
Amazon'
By remixing it.
A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast
A Boosted Animal
WD-4D
Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.
No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you
Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for
A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.
He used a skeleton key.
Laotian.
I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off
Cth-Hulu
No wheezin'"
He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)
Pilates
You integrate it
Marsh-Mellows
Paypal
by using a bottle opener
Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical". Me: "Oh, you get used to that...".
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Because they use a strongly typed language.
You use a pumpkin patch.
Lil Caesars
Cell phones.
Because it's not stroganoff.
Because they use honey combs!
Profanity.
Artificial Intelligence
Because she threw out all the bent ones.
The robber ducky
The colored one.
Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...
Because there is nothing to steal there
They know how to tuck away junk.
J-lo Cloths
So they look like their mothers
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips
Depends how powerful the blender is
Quack cocaine
Who says they're acting "
Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis