Ju-Haul
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A pan. Duh!
Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame
GINGER.
Because he used a honey comb.
Progressive.
Bar tender
Spudify.
Camembert!
An archerd.
Evo-lotion.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Hijab
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
They only use holy condoms.
Durashells
I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"
Damn E-mails!
They use the bullets to train the military.
A retardis.
Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards
Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.
Frodough.
Using imperial units.
A: Cold cuts.
Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant
The Hodor-eliminating kind.
JabbaScript
When there are no attachments
Wait at a buzz stop !
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
A No. 2 pencil.
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
Their P is silent.
Bawdy wash.
Comcast
FDR. His standup could use some work.
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
There's too many Links.
Horror-scopes!
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
A terror-phone.
She's almost as smart as a man.
Mom and Dad.
Because black boards matter.
He uses a Luigi board.
I used to know it, but... Affogato.
Weirdo (weird dough).
A: There is writing on the White-out.
Quackbooks!
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5
They're both ready for use when a man is limp.
To find its stomate!
He leaves a dark mark
Pen and Oink!
He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.
Tartar sauce!
I'd prefer if you included tigress
A: She turned it over and used the other side.
To keep their hats pointed.
Word,yo.
It was juts a stage he was going through.
A telefern
Adobe-Wan Kenobi
A: Root position cords.
The type of gas used.
Because they only use half pipes.
Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!
A snapping turtle!
They use Bootox.
A pedometer
He wasn't using protection.
He used the Hookshot!
P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.
An ex-boxer.
They both love using the shredder.
Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."
Polaroids
I think I could use a Han here.
Fake money they use in prisons.
They want everything to be straight.
A: He couldn't part with it.
It doesn't work.
You use tulips.
The trainer responds, "The ATM"
Iced lolly.
Oz Moses.
Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"
All-porpoise cleaner.
Because they don't understand CAPitalism
Show your work.
Because the dimes (times) have changed.
He had to start from scratch.
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
Tom" Cruise Missiles.
Pro Life Tips.
Get a broom.
Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it
Rabbit Hood.
A whisk taker.
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
Sharts.
Because it said concentrate.
She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.
Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.
Norse code.
A Fermilabrador Retriever.
A ruff draft.
Because air is free
A plain one.
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
To get to the... side.
