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Amiigo
Because their p is quiet.
Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace
He used base 3.
A. Electricity.
The cast-a-net.
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
The millitree.
Buster tire can I use your phone !
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Booty call
People that would use said word can't read.
abDUCT tape
Camembert!
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
Star Bucks.
This guy.
Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
8-bitcoins
Your name! -
There were too many Links.
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
Sign language.
BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"
Parents.
It takes longer to pick up
A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.
He's already got a Thor Axe.
because they cant find the point.
Because he was using fowl language!
Metal Gears
The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader
He used sarin wrap
Slow down and use lubricant.
They use quack!
Use tomato paste.
Shoplifting
They like to stay low-key.
They use boo-eys.
Because they're sycophants!
Sans Sheriff.
The living room
One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!
Mint conditioner.
Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !
A cross trainer.
Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."
Her/she
Electricity.
Why not 17 What's stopping us
Not one of them uses a musket =( justsayian
Use your test tickles
Use a squeegee board.
on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.
They use a conveyor belt.
Daeshcams
A Thormos.
Because there is no quarter for the wicked.
To use the Pokestop.
AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language
They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.
Adobe wan Kenobi.
It just makes you look photosynthesis.
Because it can't be used until it's broken!
Your mom.
It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.
It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.
Purrgatory.
A scissor lift.
A flirtation device.
They log on
You use a spirit level.
Use the forks Luke.
By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)
Moist-your-eyes-er
Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.
Mascarpone!
Cause they don't use a filter.
They're afraid of catching fire!
Because they've lost their locks.
Trinary
A Waterloo
You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!
Ones used for cunning stunts.
Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.
So they have something to do at night.
A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.
He uses a cacti-lator!
Incubators.
Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.
Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge
There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.
U and I.
She was always using fowl language.
I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.
wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!
Demeter.
Pier to Pier Networking
Norse code.
It didn't hit the car's windshield.
Because it's the most painful day in their lives
A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
A gramma ray
I need to do a vowel movement!
Depends.
One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
Apparently not 8
