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Coffee Mug
Don't Stop
Turkey
A log!
A cussomer.
Your parents would know!
When the choir boys have diarrhea.
So he'd use natural logs!
Their pacifists
At the BP station. (thanks grandma)
They use a Milwaukee-Talkie
Couple's Daily Question Mug
The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.
He used an eyepatch
Don't use child labor.
Stop using Chex as a weapon!
because lions only understand .rars
A Hun knee comb.
He used cowculus!
Cell shading.
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
He used Apple Maps.
Honeycombs!
They use French resistors.
The Apostrosea.
The ATM
In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
Because they can lie about their age!
Camenbert
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
That you to fart.
None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.
It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.
Cirque d'Olay
They both can be used to carry vegetables....
Denim denim denim.
McDonald's knows how to use salt
One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.
Just wait and they'll tell you.
Coal-Ala
A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)
They have to use TWO hands.
When you don't use a condom.
They're used to dealing with ripostes.
So that it can be used as an
A HERPA filter
Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.
Yarrrrrsync!
Mascarpone!
Camembert!
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
A real mess on your hands.
if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.
Give them to elephants to use as marbles !
A seasaw
A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)
Papal towels.
Arab spring
Conditioner Gordon.
Your name
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.
Someone else's !
Does anyone have a charger I could use "
Cher-Mobile
They're used to people 'goblin' them!
Aloe, mate. I'm sorry
Slow down and use some lubricant.
Oh, y'know. For kicks.
Because they never use them
is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.
Because they have to use their Endor voices.
Using saxitoxin.
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.
Fo Drizzle!
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
It uses a plant stand.
They use honeycombs.
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
A: "Use the fork, Luke."
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
Snow Petrol!
You use a boa restrictor
A.It's cloged up with paper plates.
Adobe Wan Kenobi
OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.
He stopped believing in stereotypes.
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
Duck tapes
Papal
I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".
A swipe and wipe.
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
Trigger bot.
A: Your car.
A car in first-crash condition.
A casket
I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"
Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter
A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !
General Knowledge
It hurts when IP.
I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones
Where did Mofongo "
He goes back 4 seconds.
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
A: Light mouse work.
An aero-drone !
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.
So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.
Norse code.
A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.
He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)
It's Gonna be Pee"
