Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A. Their personalities.
Too many incompatible drivers.
she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
Because they lived once
Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
He uses a hans free device
The Inter-nyet.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
I know where we're going.
Potatoes
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
JawaScript
Occam's razor
A: Canuck-chucks.
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."
Arcane-gel!
By using their instinks and common scents!
Why* would you like fries with that
Uniball.
Because he always uses a razor.
Baby's because you can use a pitchfork
It's finger licking good.
Using instagrams.
Mennonitis!
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"
Olay.
He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!
Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.
A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
Because he had to use the bathroom.
He didn't use enough force...
Use a starch engine.
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
A: Deterrent.
BLEEE-AAAACH!
Squawky-talkies!
Did your manners die too Use your words!
A: Rep Tiles
Daesh Network
She probably gets royalties
It's not there anymore.
dis counts!!
A: surname
A broad abroad on a board aboard.
A Bulgarity.
Because he only had followers. Not friends.
iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.
Com.crete.
Me. Ow.
Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*
Me: "A divorce lawyer."
Light bulbs
He happily says, "Since 2009!"
They prefer to use Norse code.
Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.
She forgot to delete her Bowser history
They use astro knots.
Rise up lights
Tomblr.
Slow down and use some lube
A Lou-ouija board.
So hangman is more realistic.
He uses his Donkey Tongs.
A fork
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
Shoe laces.
He used a Luigi Board.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Grandparents.
Weabooleans
A transparent ( )
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee
Peers
XBOX JUAN
He used the holy immaculate contraception
Isn't this using the internet backwards
My ex-wife
XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
The elephants are using them as tampons
A moosecut!
Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.
Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.
an im-paw-ster.
To bone up on his schoolwork.
As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.
Quack.
X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.
STARbucks.
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
alt right
He used to climb over walls.
Default
She uses all-porpoise cleaner!
All-porpoise cleaner.
A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!
green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?A frog in my blender
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
Quack cocaine
They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.
It was having a mid-life crisis.
South Koreans
One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!
Shellfies
RUFFles
A plain bagel!
Pop music!
