Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A. Their personalities.
Too many incompatible drivers.
she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
Because they lived once
Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
He uses a hans free device
The Inter-nyet.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
I know where we're going.
Potatoes
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
JawaScript
Occam's razor
A: Canuck-chucks.
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."
Arcane-gel!
By using their instinks and common scents!
Why* would you like fries with that
Uniball.
Because he always uses a razor.
Baby's because you can use a pitchfork
It's finger licking good.
Using instagrams.
Mennonitis!
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"
Olay.
He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!
Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.
A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
Because he had to use the bathroom.
He didn't use enough force...
Use a starch engine.
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
A: Deterrent.
BLEEE-AAAACH!
Squawky-talkies!
Did your manners die too Use your words!
A: Rep Tiles
Daesh Network
She probably gets royalties
It's not there anymore.
dis counts!!
A: surname
A broad abroad on a board aboard.
A Bulgarity.
Because he only had followers. Not friends.
iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.
Com.crete.
Me. Ow.
Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*
Me: "A divorce lawyer."
Light bulbs
He happily says, "Since 2009!"
They prefer to use Norse code.
Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.
She forgot to delete her Bowser history
They use astro knots.
Rise up lights
Tomblr.
Slow down and use some lube
A Lou-ouija board.
So hangman is more realistic.
He uses his Donkey Tongs.
A fork
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
Shoe laces.
He used a Luigi Board.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Grandparents.
Weabooleans
A transparent ( )
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee
Peers
XBOX JUAN
He used the holy immaculate contraception
Isn't this using the internet backwards
My ex-wife
XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
The elephants are using them as tampons
A moosecut!
Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.
Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.
an im-paw-ster.
To bone up on his schoolwork.
As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.
Quack.
X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.
STARbucks.
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
alt right
He used to climb over walls.
Default
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
Please wait...
Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.
Sarah Jessica Porker
Moorse code.
Norse code.
A labracadabrador
An amoeboo!
Pollution.
The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."
Ransom notes.
He types, "HALOL"
Weddit
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
Her computer had a bug...
micro chips
