You ask him politely.
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Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.
Because they all wore mittens.
Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)
He dies in his LA home at 82.
Canadian club on the rocks.
They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.
Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.
Carrs.
Aboot
Hard eh.
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A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.
All Apologies
Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."
Aboot this big"
You ask.
Canadian
Please Get Out The Pool"
Unarmed Americans.
Milky Eh.... Get it?
Poutina.
Cowlin Mockery
Just 'Canadian'.
Too many thank-you notes.
Cold.
With a phone.
Because 7 8 9 A
A CADillac.
Canadian graffiti be like, F WORD (sorry)
An apology.
Double double doubles
He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...
In the NB - "eh"
The Ku Kanux Klan.
Their ankles!
Sorry!
Please get out of the swimming pool"
Terry Fox
Wave to him!
You can hear someone scooting aboot in it
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
An Eh-lien!
Look at her beaver.
Because they are Eh-theists.
They don't have the right to bare arms
They both contain locked up loonies!
Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"
Triple, eh?
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Greh.
Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.
Because 7 8 9 A.
Eh?
C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!
Maybe it's maple leaf.
Phil, eh?
Da rude "eh" sandstorm
Jose (hoes eh?)
Laura C-Chord.
50 pounds and a flannel.
He'll have Nunavut
You ask an informer
It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."
100 pounds.
A centimeter-alada
Grey Moose
Triple Eh's.
It was Oak, Eh!
A circle, eh.
They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south.
There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.
I'm canadian and i was just wondering
He took stEHreroids
Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."
AA, Eh
Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"
Because that's the direction his car was sliding.
Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up
Say "Get out of the pool."
The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."
Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "
Canadians became *penniless*
About Twenty, eh.
Type Eh.
You ask them to leave.
Pure-eh
Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!
Aboooooooooty call.
Triple 'eh'
The Canadian says "That was my wife."
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
meh".
They don't want to have to retrain them.
A Can't-adian!
No, I think I'd like some more-ay.
Both of them smoke the leafs
Pork, eh
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
As a Canadian, this offends me.
f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.
The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
I want my Nickleback....
nothing, hes a fan.
Because they don't make any cents.
It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"
Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake
Because love means nothing to them.
None, Mexicans do it for them.
4 or 5.
About thirty thousand dollars a year.
