Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
More than a Woman by the BeeGees
To feed her nightmare.
Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Nun.
Because I'm not a sandwich.
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
A Broad Stroke...
The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.
They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
NSFW A still born...
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers
They both jump to concussion
Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
An ironing board.
Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.
When you marry her as a billionaire.
A knife.
Because women are at the wheel.
Folding money.
she hits women
No, wait.
What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses
Nothing, you already told her twice.
A dead baby.
cause nobody would be looking for them.
Irene
Women Say the Darndest Things
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
None, both are collect in a field.
Cafe
One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !
Because nobody is looking for them.
Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.
They do it right first time.
Because she nailed that Solo.
Friends.
He's gladiator.
Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.
Pregnant.
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
Fear of over dos
When a woman doesn't agree with them.
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
Aunt.
Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.
She was charged with rustling!
Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.
Married.
Desperate!
This could use some salt."
A: When Hillary leaves town.
When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.
Because they want to.
A woman who doesn't know her place.
Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.
Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.
Reply to her message within a minute
Nice tooth.
ilene
FeMail.
You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.
Nothing, she was too disabled to speak
Elephants have good memory
Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.
i let women know that i have a jacuzzi
The back of her head.
Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.
ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Annette!
Wedding rings
The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.
A man that states the obvious
A: Hold my purse.
Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat
They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)
They mean what they say.
Surrendre*
Neighbor
It's not there.
I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
217 Problems Springfield exposed Springfaild
Pupil : It's stolen !
Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish
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Adobe Wan Kenobi
None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.
