Because everyone knows they give good *head*.
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Their criminal record.
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
Well, one's a cunning runt...
God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."
Her dead baby.
Because we're not all sandwiches
Bernadette!
So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.
Petal !
Nun of your business
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The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
McLady.
Give her the D.
Two women playing pool.
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".
With a DustBuster.
They give their women awesome Dinar.
Hangovers go away!
cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.
A flirtation device.
A country.
Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare
A: You skip across the flat ones.
He didn't want someone telling him what to do
A Ronda Rousey fight.
The nun has hope in her soul, and the woman has soap in her hole. EDIT: NSFW
A criminal record.
You see a woman learn her place.
Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window
The other woman replies, "It has its perks."
A. Their criminal record
She'll tell you within five minutes.
At the other end of the telescope.
BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!
A 20 dollar bill
A: Women working at 900 numbers.
So women don't get elected.
The woman in church has hope in her soul.
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
Her knees swell up when she farts.
A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
The Welsh don't know yet either.
They're both annoying and want your money.
I said "Congratulations!!!"
ilene.
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
They both love stoning women.
If you let the dog in, it will shut up.
Addadictomy.
The former is a band of cunning runts...
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!
An ambulance.
Yeah.
Their miscarriage
I know how to turn a PC on.
Amazon Prime.
OC It was her sole comfort.
They never let you finish first. (#s)
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
To prevent them from whistling.
The Auntie Christ.
the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
Because those men have got Stable jobs.
Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)
Four abreast!
Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.
Tired.
An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.
a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy
Penacilin
Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.
Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.
Divorced.
I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.
Nothing, somebody already told her twice"
They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road
Never tell anyone what are you so mad about
There's a clock on the stove.
Because they rappel men and women.
Ovarie-z
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
Mrs Hawking
100$ bill
Single.
If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.
Annette
When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)
The dishes if she knows whats good for her.
They're always right.
Transginger.
An addadictamie.
With a broom & dustpan.
Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.
Nothing, she's fine
They don't have wives
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
The baby and the dad.
An empty toilet paper roll.
Hide n' seek
Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.
The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.
You can't step out of them in public.
They have a hard time opening up
You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"
When it begins to bark.
With a look over the shoulder.
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.
Everything is priced in pesos.
They only work 10% of the time.
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Pupil : It's stolen !
Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.
One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here
