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Their criminal record.
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
Well, one's a cunning runt...
God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."
Her dead baby.
Because we're not all sandwiches
Bernadette!
So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.
Petal !
Nun of your business
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The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
McLady.
Give her the D.
Two women playing pool.
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".
With a DustBuster.
They give their women awesome Dinar.
Hangovers go away!
cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.
A flirtation device.
A country.
Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare
A: You skip across the flat ones.
He didn't want someone telling him what to do
A Ronda Rousey fight.
The nun has hope in her soul, and the woman has soap in her hole. EDIT: NSFW
A criminal record.
You see a woman learn her place.
Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window
The other woman replies, "It has its perks."
A. Their criminal record
She'll tell you within five minutes.
At the other end of the telescope.
BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!
A 20 dollar bill
A: Women working at 900 numbers.
So women don't get elected.
The woman in church has hope in her soul.
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
Her knees swell up when she farts.
A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
The Welsh don't know yet either.
They're both annoying and want your money.
I said "Congratulations!!!"
ilene.
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
They both love stoning women.
If you let the dog in, it will shut up.
Addadictomy.
The former is a band of cunning runts...
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!
An ambulance.
Yeah.
Their miscarriage
I know how to turn a PC on.
Amazon Prime.
OC It was her sole comfort.
They never let you finish first. (#s)
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
To prevent them from whistling.
The Auntie Christ.
the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
Because those men have got Stable jobs.
Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)
Four abreast!
Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.
Tired.
An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.
a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy
Penacilin
Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.
Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.
Divorced.
I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.
Nothing, somebody already told her twice"
They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road
Never tell anyone what are you so mad about
There's a clock on the stove.
Because they rappel men and women.
Ovarie-z
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
Mrs Hawking
100$ bill
Single.
If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.
Annette
When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)
The dishes if she knows whats good for her.
They're always right.
Transginger.
An addadictamie.
With a broom & dustpan.
Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.
Nothing, she's fine
They don't have wives
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
The baby and the dad.
An empty toilet paper roll.
The windows milk shake!
Pupil : It's stolen !
No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.
It's not my fault I'm blind.
Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!
Because business is booming.
In barkinglots.
Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.
A crime fighter.
So he could save his stool.
They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason
Someone who's too lazy to steal.
Because someone stole his thunder
I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.
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