Marry her.
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A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.
It's all relative.
Because he was married
They had a wedding reception.
edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT
Because they cantaloupe.
Because they had a crush on each other !sna
They coalesce
A: Bad memory.
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Because she never marries the best man.
Because she was a cute angle.
Get divorced.
Because it cantaloupe.
To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.
Hold on, let me get my bear rings."
We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.
It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.
A cantelope
Because he's married.
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Bed wedding.
They go on their honeymoooooon!
A: They got married in the spring.
We Can't Alope
Because they cantaloupe!
Because it can't elope.
Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.
Because to them love means nothing.
A: Stupid!
In a double ring ceremony !
Tell her she's pregnant.
You get to grow old together.
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
A: He was looking for a Czech mate.
HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her
A: Newlywebs.
Cantaloupe
Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.
oc Because he cantaloupe.
To marry Jane
A: surname
They cantaloupe.
Marry an old bag.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
When you marry her as a billionaire.
Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.
Melons, because they can'telope.
Because they were "sole"-mates :)
Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.
Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..
Because love means nothing to them.
OC Cantaloupes.
She wanted a big wedding.
Because they were cant elopes
His Thug Wife.
Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
Because Love means nothing to them.
Feyonce
Go on a bunnymoon
Free shotgun
On a bunny-moon.
A cantaloupe
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
I replied "No, she's not that ugly"
Ask your dad.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost
ence
They're married.
At the circus, the clowns don't talk.
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
He got a taste of religion.
A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.
Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.
You're a prime mate!
Prime mates
