Because they kept dropping their trunks....
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Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...
Ell if I know
So you can tell them from flamingos !
One rarely bites and the other barely writes !
Trunkquilizers !
A gooseberry is green !
To stop getting wet !
Irrelephant
Elephant
I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !
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On television !
Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !
A tusky!
A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.
The elephant remembers.
2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.
A giant !
It breaks the trunk.
Swimming trunks
An elephant !
Because they're scared of the mouse.
Time to get a new fence...
So he could hide in the cherry tree !
A poodle split in half.
When it's too heavy to lift.
Helephino.
Tusk Tusk I am so sorry
I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!
Run around until you get pooped out
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !
They both have their trunks in the front.
A jumbo yeti.
They both can't ride bicycles.
It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
Their trunks.
An elephant with an umbrella !
They always want to play leap frog with him
First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get
The elephants are using them as tampons
an elephant with diarrhea
An elephant disguised as a banana !
A marriage certificate.
They are both gray except for the giraffe.
An elephant in a washing machine !
Because the chicken was having a day off !
Time to get a new car.
All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
You get very lumpy ice cream !
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
An elephant with diarrhea...
A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.
Run around until you get pooped out. :)
They both have wings, except for the elephant.
Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !
An elephant at the North Pole !
E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"
Because it's out of the high rent district.
So they can hide in strawberry patches.
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .
elephantgiraffesin()
When there are two of them.
In its trunk.
Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"
A: They're both purple, except for the elephant.
Elephants have good memory
They're usually the elephant in the room
OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant
An elephant's shadow !
Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
Hell-if-I-know
Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
Your head hits the ceiling!
An irrelephant.
Because they're so good at it.
You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
Sacrilegious.
A testicle!
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.
Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.
A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)
He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.
So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew
What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?
So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.
A:Cause they always get hung up on trees.
Because it was dead.
