The difference is what people you hate
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery.
I dont have a ferrari in my garage.
One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.
One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears
A sixth sense
Cells are found inside plants.
Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.
I don't have an alcohol collection.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Sometimes the homeless get change.
There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.
The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."
Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.
Audi drivers have pricks on the inside
Strippers don't rig their polls.
He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.
One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.
A gambler might lose.
I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.
Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
If you find the right woman, you're complete.
I don't know, I just click "submit"
You only have to punch the information into a computer once.
Their parents.
A: A cello burns longer.
There's one less drunk.
Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.
When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.
The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.
With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!
A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.
LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.
A beggar has retained his integrity.
A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
Rick Grimes has two I's....
Paul Walker only crashed once.
A Golden Retriever can sing better.
One of them is a swift tailor.
Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!
They aren'tt tolerated on thsi subredit
Tiger Woods has a better driver.
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
A triathlete doesn't go both ways.
Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful.
A rental car can drive anywhere.
A $100 bill makes change
You can't top a good pizza joke.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.
The bricks will get laid.
When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after
A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges
News of the elections is getting old.
The homeless man has $7 to his name.
Even if it is cold it's still good.
A battery has a positive side.
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.
21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH
Snowballs
Cancer got Jobs
About eighty years
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
it can neither fly
Nothing, they both have 1 3
With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside
logic
How much their husbands make
My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.
The crew.
With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.
A couch can support a family
A couple of weeks
Better reflexes.
Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.
45
The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts
You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
The position of the dirtbag.
Culture
Wo
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift
Dead people had lives.
The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .
A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.
One's Cupid stunts...
St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.
I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...
In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.
How high you tie it on a tree.
If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.
One less drunk.
69 cents.
Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.
A pizza can feed a family.
hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss
I'm going to ask you to be a little patient."
None of your beeswax!"
SEVEN.
Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.
One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different
One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. usually has a completely different meaning.
Really tough, dad." They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they "No-" WHY THE HELL NOT
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
A predditor. EDIT:
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
He was caught rustling.
You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.
