You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!
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None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.
Do you have a ticket for that?
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They don't need to, they glow in the dark...
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)
it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.
10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Five. It's a huge problem.
Five six seven eight!
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5/3. The same amount as for whites.
Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.
It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.
A Brazilian
Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it
None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.
Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.
Nobody knows, the never get to keep the house.
Light? What's that?
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.
How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
Just one, but it takes three episodes.
I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.
None, political idealists can't change anything.
None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark
Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.
None. Monkeys screw in trees.
One, but he wishes it was two.
Wanna go ride bikes?
None, that's a Mexican's job.
Two, but how do they get in there?
It's a secret!
Count for yourself...
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet
Nein!
Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
Potatoe
Many hands make light work.
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.
Just one, but they get extra credits for it
Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)
Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.
How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.
A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!
Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.
none, PETA can't change anything.
They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
A: Juan
Third as many as for a regular bulb.
A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"
Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.
A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!
A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.
Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.
A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
BECAUSE!!
V.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you
One, but it takes 7 years.
None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
Why does it have to be a group activity
A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck
A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.
I don't know, I am on hold.
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
Only one but he has to manufacture it first.
Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.
Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.
Trick question, they can't change anything.
fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.
None, they all know someone that does it for them.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.
None**. They operate in the **dark**.
A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
None, it is a hardware issue!
None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.
Juan
Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
2. A man, his wife, and his cousin
He was Snowden.
Everybody loves Putin!
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
A: Replace the nails with screws.
Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Because all proper tea is theft.
Medicine.
Someone who works in a mint.
Because they can get 4g
G:"I'm on both."
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
A change is as good as a rest !
Well, not all of them.
