I don't know, I am on hold.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
We just report the facts we don't change them."
Define "light bulb".
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
Only one but he has to manufacture it first.
Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.
1/3
None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
A: Just one more guys I promise.
A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.
21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.
Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.
Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
It depends on Deus Voltage
A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.
yishan
Trick question, they can't change anything.
None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.
Change !
Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.
None, they all know someone that does it for them.
One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.
A: Cocaine.
In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.
None**. They operate in the **dark**.
Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.
A: If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.
Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.
A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Well, line up so that I can find out..
None, it is a hardware issue!
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."
Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."
None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.
Juan
Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.
I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)
Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.
A: WHAT
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
2. A man, his wife, and his cousin
I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.
None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.
Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!
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There's really no sure way to know.
Well, first off, it's called a lamp...
A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.
Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"
He calls it a work of art.
A: We ain't sayin' nuthin'.
NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.
There can be only one.
One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.
One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
Driver
It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.
A: What's a light bulb
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
There still working on it...
1
A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
A Brazilian
A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark
None. Light bulbs don't change anything.
None it is done by the automatic pilot.
A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.
None, they prefer natural light
It's independent of population size.
What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!
I don't know, you tell me.
You can unscrew a light bulb!
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.
5,6,7,8.
It caused a revolution.
He was following the Tsar.
Elephants have good memory
The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.
They both hate the French press
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
A: Post office.
A. Reading the waffle iron
Because they're always Burning calories!
Because they can LIFT
Jack-u-la !
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
