Spit, Swallow and Gargle.
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Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
A Jiraffa.
Necrophiliacs
Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
Cokeasian.
Me love you wrong time.
A condom.
Everybody loves Putin!
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Because you can put it in someones drink
Because they're so...viet.
Herpes last forever.
To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.
He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places
Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.
It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.
Because love means nothing to them!
Because they're SO-VIET
Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(
They both love to crack open a cold one.
A deep friar.
Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.
Baby don't hurt me.
A shampoodle
Because he kept calling "One Love"
They can't-elope.
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!
because it was the first Indie film.
A Yacult...
I only loved you for your body!"
I love ewe!
spit, sallow, and gargle.
Because he said he loves miso.
Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.
They love to swim in gold coins.
a necromancer
Coz the boys pants are all half off.
I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.
A balloon animal!
They love to pump kin.
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
De fishes
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
Spit, swallow, gargle.
On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?
An extractor fan
I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.
They love to watch mistakes being made.
The energy bill ...
Three sleeps 'till Christmas!
It was done in A minor.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Because of all the metal in their brains.
Spiiting and swallowing.
ME crying: Hahaha
It's a Moray."
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
Because they love to slam duck!
I love Parrots in the Springtime!
Her miscarriage.
A kid who loves halalpenos
a segreGATOR
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
Me.
She loves cheap bills
Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
A groovy kind of love.
No phone numbers.
Back achoo!"
Cugat to love my jokes !
Its the only place she can get love.
Bae-Kin
They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
A pasta free.
Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.
Because of the culture!
Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...
If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
They fall in love.
Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'
Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.
Chardon-neigh.
You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"
Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Because they are in bread.
They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.
That's the question.
Honey, I'm home."
Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.
Because it was Meloncholic
So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.
One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".
He kilt himself
Doubloons.
His matey told him he needed an iPatch
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
They blow when they get turned on.
He per-prosed
I have explosive diarrhea.
Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table
Because it hides their teeth.
Because he'll peek-at-chu!
