Green paint. Haha
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells
Nobody knows.
A little fish that smells like fingers.
Can you smell carrot?
Bo nose
The-Odor-e Roosevelt.
Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.
Between you and me, something smells.
Usain Bolti.
When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Kermit's fingers
Kermit the Frog's Finger.
Chloroform SHHHH..
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Olive oil.
Kermit's Finger.
Clown poo!
deez nuts.
Kermit's finger
Clown Poo
Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.
Kermit the Frog's fingers.
So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.
Kermit the frog
They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
So the deaf can enjoy them too.
One that smells like a snow man.
bunny farts
Nostrildamus
Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Usain Balti
Dung! Get it?!
About 100 French people right now
You smell
It smells like teen spirit.
White paint
Awful
Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.
Because he always plays with Pooh.
Kermits finger
Because prison showers aren't very good...
A nose
Because all they do is break wind.
Kermit the frog's finger
Line dancing at sun city
The Prostate
The gearbox in the wife's car...
Her clam smells like fish!
Kermit The Frog's fingers.
Kermit The Frog's finger.
Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)
Bacon.
trout
Your nose
Because we're beautiful and smell good!
Everybody loves Putin!
Kermit the frog's finger...
They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.
because William Shatner
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Naan sense!
An eggsy-stench-alist.
Depends
When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.
Kermit the frogs finger.
Lion vomit.
Rabbit farts
Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.
Depends"
Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Kermit the frogs finger...
When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!
Kermit the frogs middle finger.
A: Kermit the Frog's Finger
He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.
Kermit's finger.
Auschwitz.
What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!
Kermit the Frog's finger.
Ex-stinky
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.
When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!
Pu
They have to smell it but they can't taste it!
In the olfactory.
A hamster !
Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.
Because they're *revolting*
Koala farts
50 shades of grey's anatomy
My cat would be dead before I got 50
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
He was trying to bust a move
They're always getting com-busted.
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.
He turned a leaf and made an entry.
So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.
A. To remind her that "toes go in first."
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
A tuna.
Selfish
