Somebody threw the towel in.
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They were too Cutler-y.
A frog if you throw it hard enough...
Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:
I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!
She threw out all the W's.
A flat minor.
A recycling TIN!
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
An astronaut.
He was trying to get some Natural Light.
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Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
They were his best fronds.
Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.
They both know how to throw a good hoe down.
You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.
Stop using Chex as a weapon!
The Defenestration of Smaug.
You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling
She kept throwing away all the W's.
Something you throw a wabbits.
throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
Throw in a load of laundry, and soap
Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward
he threw out the W's
Natural logs.
Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
A banana split!
She ran away from the ball.
Thrown out of the petting zoo
Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Because they always throw up
Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !
The Jets.
Boy: Me and I'm going home now.
Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
You throw in some laundry and detergent.
She threw away all of the W's.
Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
A: He wanted to see time fly.
They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.
He threw his arm out.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
He was scared sheetless.
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
They both like to throw a hoedown.
A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.
One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.
A super-fish-oil wound
He wanted to see time fly!
It gets wet.
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
Treeson.
Throw in a load of laundry.
Because that might be your bike
The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
He threw them off their tracks.
He threw it.
Throw the guy out of the house.
When it's thrown from a short distance.
Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible
Throw your laundry in.
RAMs a make a dance!"
We throw away the rappers.
They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.
Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!
Throw a little dough at it!
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.
For staging a coo
For smoking in bed.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
Threw his hands up
A barredvark!
Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.
Root Beer Floats!
A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
None, he fell.
Ducks like a quack.
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
He tried to stirrup some interest!
Mooooootorcycles!
A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!
Because they're all out of cervix
It's testicle physics.
Brownian Motion
You get ohm ed!!!
They didn't have any chemistry.
GINGER.
asking for a friend
Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.
Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.
Linoleum Blownapart
Bob
Fur traders.
