Put it in water
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He'll have water on the brain.
Watered Down
A: Bob
Because only the top 1% can stay above water.
Bring it to a bool.
H2 Oh!
Put him in water!
Because he mist it.
One of them has to water their vegetables
A ball-point gorilla!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"
it floats.
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
Bottled Waddle.
Watt-er
Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.
Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.
A bit of a shock really!
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
Let us spray.
A: Turn on the water.
Because it's Nicaragua
They both keep trying to get on our shores....
Just ice.
Him: Water Me: No, my personality.
The white bear, because it's polar
Because they hate waterboarding.
With carrots
An aquaholic...
Plant it in the spring.
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Water.
A: On a map!
Because the SeaWeed..
A sun bath.
Don't pay the water bill.
From a well, actually...
Water you doing here
A fish tank !
Tap water
She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.
An inconsistensea.
Pupil: Stop taking baths
Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.
A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!
Because it was water before it was cool.
When it's piping hot.
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann
Jockey and Jill!
Just add water.
Flame retardant
Drop the base.
Water. It makes me wet instantly.
Castro bread upon the waters !
Bob
ISIS
It didn't want to get water in its eyes.
George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !
It was I, **RIO**!!!
Because they don't want the siren to die.
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
You put it in water
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.
I put soap and water in there every day...
They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
Because it's too salty.
Wars
a road
so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."
Just water
Water...
FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant
Ducts out of water ...
Dry ice lacks of water.
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
Shhhhhhh.
Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.
Oh no, my ice cracked!
Because its in the middle of water!!!
I'm wringing wet.
The Specific Ocean
They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.
Because he enjoys living in denial.
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
Because he was a little horse
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
It takes longer to milk the bull.
Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.
You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.
You get stoned.
thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."
An egg in a duck.
I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*
They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Because pepper makes them sneeze
Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.
None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.
Grade A!
Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Goesintight.
Yes, what is it "
