He had a problem with boos.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A Dead End.
Because it was covered in sheet
What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.
Paranorman
Because he's got a hollow-weenie.
Im here for the boos.
Let's get sheet-faced!
BOOOOOZE
Because they're so white the can't dance.
Because they always bring boos.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
An incorporation.
Weeaboo
An exor- .
Boo Bees
Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.
Hide in the living room.
Boo-ah!
to raise his spirits
A lot of different reasons.
They have hollow weenies!
Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)
He ain't have no boo
A handful of sheet.
As John Cena because you can't see them.
Booo Hahahaha
Kung Boo
Pair-a-normal investigators.
He got arrested for possession.
A poultry-geist.
He had to take a sheet.
Zero. They don't exist.
The Polterheist
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
Because he had a Halloweenie!
Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)
To get to the other side.
A Paralegal.
Terri-fried!
A haunting license
For the boos.
Boo!
Boo man! Boo!
Rectoplasm...
A small medium at large.
Boo Jeans
He had no body to dance with
Because he was sheet faced.
To lift his spirits.
Booze.
They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.
It lifts spirits
They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.
He was a little... Possesive
Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.
Because they are disappointed in you...
You 'WOOOO' him!
An Apparigine!
Bamboo
One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.
With a spirit level!
Because they have Hollow-Weinies
Hoblin Goblin.
A phone moan.
Because they have BOOOOgers.
For the BOOOOze.
Ban-she ban-she !
A Polter-Heist
They have a lot of boos but no water
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !
Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
A living room
A polterheist.
Ghost avocado.
Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !
He was scared sheetless.
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
Anyone he could dig up.
So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.
Do you believe in people
The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."
A: A book.
Cuz you my BOO"
A phantomime !
It had a nervous breakdown.
Allaboo Akbar.
A: Your ghostliness.
Skelly-vision!
They use boo-eys.
The living room
Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
They would steal all the boos.
Boo-meringue
On April Ghoul's Day
Boodapest!
You use a spirit level.
A boo-meringue
The shadow of his former shelf.
Because there is lots of school spirit!
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
A booquet of flowers.
A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
A dandy lion!
Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.
What's that noise?
Bruce Banner
With his Shtick.
Swishnu
