Cargo pants
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because I couldn't find a fake car."
Cause he's dead.
Clark your car in the garage !
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!
Because torque is cheap
Brake dance.
It pains them to have standards.
Because it can't have windows in it!!!!
A: Flatman and Ribbon
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
He gives it a valenshine!
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Because she was a woman
Carlos
The police.
Officer -Sir, get out of the car.
Your car.
Coupe
They only had two cars.
The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.
Windscreen vipers.
Audi *tips hat*
Can I give you a lift "
Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes
WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!
good karma.
Froglights !
Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.
Your mom.
You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.
Make the windshield full screen
Willing suspension of disbelief
Where there is a fork in the road.
Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.
We'll have to rehearse that."
flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.
Dual air bags.
Because he's from New York.
A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car Take the reindeer out first
Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.
I'm tired".
The car rolled on it".
Cattleacs
Because of the windshield.
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
Because it was Elise
Because they are almost never **tired**.
A LOCOmotive.
You'll get exhausted
Tired.
Because she wanted to wake up oily !
SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now
getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger. *Yet another Australian pub joke*
A dog that chases cars - and catches them !
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.
00-Sedan
A pink carnation.
He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!
He gets Toad
A Mini Golf.
We both burn gas.
Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.
gtOnly if you go aks your mother.
Having to go inside and asking for a coat hanger.
He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.
a priustoric!
A girl scout that got hit by a car.
HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES
They steer them!
Carlos.
So they can park in handicapped spaces.
The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!
A Countach
Driver: I was just going for a little spin.
Where did Es-car-go.
Mitsuheshe.
The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."
Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
A:('You wanna go for a spin ')
A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
Because he got tired.
A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.
Juaquin.
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.
Put him in the front.
Because he was a car-case.
A: From chasing cars.
In blind spots.
Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.
A convertible.
The number of the car that hit him.
A rehearsal
Because he wanted a hot rod.
He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.
Because they lived once
Using imperial units.
Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.
I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!
6 foot of snot
He forgot to pack his trunk.
A: Bach in the saddle again.
Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM
She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
They have a sixth sense of humor
Cause they know they're important.
Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.
