Having to go in to ask for a coat hangar.
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A clutch !
The registration of the car that ran him over !
Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*
So they can drive with the handcuffs on.
So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
When the car breaks down.
The number of the car that hit you.
Going inside to ask for a hanger.
Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "
Don't ask her out again
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A Purrgeot.
A Hyundai.
Bark you car on the drive !
Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !
A Booghati
General Lee speaking.
Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.
He said it goes without a hitch!
A: They can both drive you crazy.
It breaks the trunk.
A Volkswagen automobile.
It chases parked cars !
Build a house next to it.
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
So he could take it out for a spin !
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.
A camel auto!
Hop rods.
Open the door and kick her out.
So he always hits the green when he's driving.
Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
A cabri - ole
A morris dancer !
He wanted to get his Car tuned
To cut the corners!
The wheels. They are always tired.
Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger
One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.
a manual.
CAR-LOSE
A fjord
They were both driving their cars at the time !
I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."
Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...
You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!
The bear maximum
Carlos.
CELINE WUT R U DION
When you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.
me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous
You get to the other side.
Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!
Because cars don't wear clothes.
Because they wooden go.
So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.
Carlos
Quantum Mechanics.
Jack
To get to the Other side
She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe
Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**
Having to go inside and ask to borrow a coat hanger
It's the car most sales representatives drive.
Time to get a new car.
BOOgatti!
To get to the "other side".
A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.
Because he got hit by a car.
What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
He left his foot on the accelerator.
Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.
Mad-at-gas-cars!
Changing attire.
Carpet !
Jack-u-la !
The license number of the car that hit him.
In barkinglots.
12 Casualties
When it's becing toad !
Do you even Lyft
Answer: That's the lost one right there.
Wife: Please go wait in the car
I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.
cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.
You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.
Start in England and drive West.
Don't look I'm changing!
Park your car, man.
Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.
Neighbor.
He used sarin wrap
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
Because you never forget!
Forget about it.
They use a sea lion.
Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.
You'll get exhausted
He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
Coconut.
If you have a star, you are getting chased.
Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.
Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"
Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl